Whaddaya mean you’ve never had them? Stop whatever it is you are doing right now and get thee to a Rite Aid or a Target or whatever’s close to you that sells bagged Easter candy.
Okay now, open that bag. Pick out one egg — I’m partial to the blue ones — and eat it. Now, put the bag away. What? You want another one? Ok my bad, I should’ve warned you. This is the thing about Cadbury mini eggs, you can’t eat just one. They’re like candy crack. Seriously. Like even worse than Nutella. But they only sell them at Easter. Then buh-bye til next year. Torturous. So, this is what I’m gonna do. I’m gonna go to Target on Easter Monday and buy up whatever they have left and stick ’em in the freezer.
It’s either that or mainline.